谈恋爱语录

夜上海论坛　　大家知道怎样用英语来表达你很喜欢一个女孩子呢? 如何讲一些让女孩子感动的话呢?以下这些会话, 并不是十分浪漫, 却是有点耍嘴皮子的痞子味道...

夜上海论坛　　1. Do you have a quarter? Because I promised I would call my mom as soon as I fell in love.

夜上海论坛　　你有零钱吗? 因为我答应我老妈当我恋爱时要立刻打电话给她.

夜上海论坛　　2. Milk does a body good, but DAMN how much milk you've been drinking?

　　牛奶对身体有益, 但我的老天, 你到底喝了多少啊?

夜上海论坛　　3. Do you believe in love at first sight?

　　你相信有一见钟情这种事吗?

　　4. I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?

夜上海论坛　　我把我的电话簿弄丢了.. 我能用你的吗 ? ( 双关语, 其实是跟对方要电话)

夜上海论坛　　5. It's awful hot in here, or it is you?

　　这里真的好热. 或是那是因为你的关系?

　　6. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.

　　如果我能重新排列字母, 我要把 U (You) 跟 I 排在一起.

夜上海论坛　　7. Do you have a map? Because I just keep losting in your eyes!

　　你有地图吗? 因为我刚在你的眼神中迷失了.

夜上海论坛　　8. If you are a tear in my eye, I wouldn't cry for fear of losing you.

　　如果你是我眼里的一滴眼泪, 我不会哭因为我害怕会失去你.

　　9. You remind me of my ex-girlfriend.

夜上海论坛　　你使我想起我的前任女友.

夜上海论坛　　10. My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it.

夜上海论坛　　我对你的爱就像是泻肚子一样, 让我把持不住.

　　11. A. How are you? B: Fine. A: I didn't ask you how you looked, I asked you how are you.

夜上海论坛　　A: 你好吗? B: 好 A: 我没有问你长的如何, 我只是问你好不好.

　　12. I am a thief, I am here to steal your heart.

 

　　我是小偷, 我是来这偷你的心.

　　试试这些拗口的话

夜上海论坛　　1. A big black bear sat on a big black bug.

　　2. A big black bug bit a big black bear and made the big black bear bleed blood.

夜上海论坛　　3. A big black bug bit a big black dog on his big black nose!

　　4. A loyal warrior will rarely worry why we rule.

夜上海论坛　　5. A noise annoys an oyster, but a noisy noise annoys an oyster more!

夜上海论坛　　6. Ann and Andy's anniversary is in April.

　　7. Bake big batches of bitter brown bread.

　　8. Big black bugs bleed blue black blood but baby black bugs bleed blue blood.

　　9. Black background, brown background.

夜上海论坛　　10. Blake's black bike's back brake bracket block broke.

夜上海论坛　　11. Blue glue gun, green glue gun.

夜上海论坛　　12. Caution: Wide Right Turns

夜上海论坛　　13. Each Easter Eddie eats eighty Easter eggs.

　　14. Elizabeth has eleven elves in her elm tree.

夜上海论坛　　15. Elizabeth's birthday is on the third Thursday of this month.

　　16. Fresh fried fish, Fish fresh fried, Fried fish fresh, Fish fried fresh.

　　17. Freshly fried fresh flesh

　　18. Green glass globes glow greenly.

夜上海论坛　　19. He threw three balls.

　　20. He threw three free throws.

　　21. Here's an easy game to play. Here's an easy thing to say:

　　22. How many cookies could a good cook cook If a good cook could cook cookies? A good cook could cook as much cookies as a good cook who could cook cookies.

夜上海论坛　　23. How may saws could a see-saw saw if a see-saw could saw saws?

夜上海论坛　　24. How much oil boil can a gum boil boil if a gum boil can boil oil?

　　25. I thought a thought. But the thought I thought wasn't the thought I thought I thought. If the thought I thought I thought had been the thought I thought, I wouldn't have thought so much.

　　26. I wish I were what I was when I wished I were what I am.

　　27. I wish to wish the wish you wish to wish, but if you wish the wish the witch wishes, I won't wish the wish you wish to wish.

夜上海论坛　　28. I wish you were a fish in my dish

夜上海论坛　　29. If two witches would watch two watches, which witch would watch which watch?

　　30. If you notice this notice, you will notice that this notice is not worth noticing.

　　31. It's not the cough that carries you off, it's the coffin they carry you off in!

　　32. Little red lorry

　　33. Miss Smith's fish-sauce shop seldom sells shellfish.

　　34. Never trouble about trouble until trouble troubles you!

　　35. Nothing is worth thousands of deaths.

　　36. Picky people pick Peter Pan Peanut Butter. Peter Pan Peanut is the peanut picky people pick.

夜上海论坛　　37. Ripe white wheat reapers reap ripe white wheat right.

夜上海论坛　　38. She said she should sit.

夜上海论坛　　39. She sells sea shells on the seashore. The seashells she sells are seashells she is sure.

　　40. Shut up the shutters and sit in the shop.

　　41. Silly sheep weep and sleep.

　　42. Six shining cities, six shining cities, six shining cities.

夜上海论坛　　43. Six sick sea-serpents swam the seven seas.

　　44. Six sleek swans swam swiftly southwards

　　45. Stupid superstition!

夜上海论坛　　46. The batter with the butter is the batter that is better!

　　47. The great Greek grape growers grow great Greek grapes.

　　48. The soldier's shoulder surely hurts!

　　49. There those thousand thinkers were thinking how did the other three thieves go through.

　　50. There's a sandwich on the sand which was sent by a sane witch.

夜上海论坛　　51. Two tiny tigers take two taxis to town.

夜上海论坛　　52. Very well, very well, very well ...

　　53. What noise annoys an oyster most? A noisy noise annoys an oyster most.

 

夜上海论坛　　54. Willie's really weary.